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Einstein Said It

March 19, 2017

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                                                      Some people think that Albert Einstein’s name is magical. If they want to convince you of something or sell you something they invoke his revered name to prove that […]

Ballot Box Blues

November 27, 2016

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I’m starting to think that this is the last season of America and the writers are just going nuts. — Jake Flores What the hell is happening in the U.S.? Bitter anger between citizens, candidates nobody likes, garish negativity in the media. We’ve gotten so touchy with each other, it’s as easy to disrupt our harmony […]

Sound-Bite Quippy

September 25, 2016

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PUBLIC LIFE: Asking the government for solutions, when the government screwed things up in the first place, is like finding out your drinking has damaged your health and then calming yourself with a beer. We set up democracy to make us free, and now there are all these rules. Did I miss something? The government is the Sheriff […]

Cento Politicus

August 28, 2016

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THE PROBLEM: No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior, human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of physical stress and violence in them. We’re designed to run from jaguars and fight to defend our […]

Quippy on a Roll

October 17, 2015

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PolitiQuippy:  When petty disputes — trigger words, plastic bags, cigarette butts — cast long shadows, it’s a sure sign the sun is setting.  We send armies to bring freedom to other people … and kill anyone who resists.   We make a virtue of “changing the world”, but what we mean is “forcing it to […]

Quippy Presents: Old vs. New

May 7, 2015

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The old way was to kill people who offend you; the new way is to snipe them on Twitter. The old way was a full-time career where you were stuck with a boss you hated; the new way is two part-time jobs with two bosses you hate. The old way was to despise the poor; […]

Two Quippy — Or, One of These Will Tick You Off

August 28, 2014

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People believe, not what’s true, but what makes them feel good. This is why we do stupid things over and over. We’re offended by others because we think we’re entitled to their behavior. People complain about life because bitching and moaning worked on their parents, so maybe it’ll work on God or Nature.  When caught […]